Friday

In case you forgot...

(For some reason it looks like the original got taken down. Nice try, Rebecca Black.)

We all know who Rebecca Black is. The "star" of the now-infamous Friday music video, she has been ridiculed many times over on the Internet. Now that the commotion surrounding Black has died down, I'd like to offer her some real advice.

In just a couple years, Rebecca Black may be looking for her first job. Given the impact of her video, it may be tough for her to find one. She'll have to be skilled at whatever profession she chooses. Luckily, I have some suggestions for her:

10 possibilities...

• TGI Friday's (Now that we have the obvious out of the way...)
• Brainwashing Agent (You'd be surprised)
• Professional Seat Selector (If she could ever make her mind up)
• Disk Jockey (Partyin' Partyin' YEAH!)
• Congressperson (Partyin' Partyin' YEAH!)
• Amusement Park Ride Operator (Fun Fun Fun Fun)
• Janitor (Lookin' Forward to the Weekend)
• Dictionary Author (Fun, fun, think about fun - she knows what it is)
• Friend Locator (She's to her right- aay)
• Calendar Designer (She knows the days of the weekend... but we're worried that she may put too many Fridays)

And 5 that are out of the question...

• Singer (Should have seen that one coming)
• Suicide Hotline Operator (Enough said)
  
• English Teacher (No matter how hard you try, bowl does not rhyme with cereal)
• Professional Seat Selector (It's been three months already, just pick a seat.)

And finally,

• Any job anywhere that anyone has ever heard of "The Internet"