Summer

It's been quite awhile since I've made a post, mainly due to my incredibly complex schedule for the last two months. It's been hard to fit not having a life in between so many activities that might actually pass for indeed having one.

The good news is that it's summer, which offers many ways to not have a life. For example, you could:

Edit Wikipedia...
Go to Band camp (or strings, whatever floats your boat)...
Build a tricked-out boat...
Attend E3 (You're running late)...
or even write a blog!

Here's a look at some other possible summer activities for those without a life:

• Get a summer job. I've found my best success has been at nuclear power plants and Geek Squad.

• Watch a movie. With the amount of superhero movies being released this summer, it shouldn't be too hard to find one that allows you to both have a life (attending a movie) and not have one (come on, superheroes?) at the same time.

• Hold a barbecue. For added flavor and potential health risks, hold a barbie-cue. Just... don't invite Ken.

• Watch the science channel. The new one, from Discovery. We hear Morgan Freeman is hosting a show, so if you can't watch it, at least listen to it.

• Have a Water Gun fight:

Enough said. (Who put a Generation V Pokemon in here?)


With these helpful tips, you're sure to find at least one thing to do this summer that will ensure that you remain without a life!