Ingredients for a Snow Day

3-4 inches of snow, preferably good for packing (varies with location)
About an inch of ice (varies with location)
The kind heart of a school superintendent (if you can find one)
At least 3 weathermen predicting trace amounts of snow
At least 1 steaming mug of hot chocolate
1 toboggan, Calvin and Hobbes model (stuffed tiger optional)
1 large hill
1 overconcerned parent with a rather embarrassing coat they want you to wear outside
At least one other coat to switch to when they aren't looking
1 television (daytime TV optional, movies are an acceptable substitute)
At least twenty-five posts using the word "snow" on Facebook

Combine ingredients and cook at approximately 25 degrees Fahrenheit or lower. Let sleep in until at least 9:00.

By no means should you include the following:
Snowplows
Snow shovels
Power outages
Frostbite/Hypothermia
Thin Ice
Any superstitions you may have
Dental Appointments