Internet

For the past week, I have been without internet while my wireless network has been down. There are a lot of things that are not as exciting without the internet. I've compiled a list of what you should stay away from in case you ever have a similar problem:

10 Things Less Exciting Without the Internet

Editing Wikipedia - I haven't yet found the "Edit" button on my encyclopedia. Must be some weird formatting or something.

Watching Television - My show keeps getting interrupted by some weird marketing schemes. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a plot twist or not.

Fantasy Sports - I was excited for baseball until I realized that I'd have to keep track of the roughly 400 players who play every night.

Chatting - I called someone on the phone. They laughed and hung up.

Mail - No one in my generation has ever heard of "stamps". No one.

Search Engines - Spontaneous trips to he library take a lot more out of you than spontaneous trips to Bing or Google

Windows - It got bright outside, so I tried minimizing it, clicking and dragging... nothing worked. There wasn't even an exit button I could push.

Tweeting - To be fair, most ornithological creatures were already doing this before it hit the mainstream.

Facebook - On the bright side, my high school yearbook doesn't include FarmVille.

Fridays - I had just gotten used to Rebecca Black...