Florida

Recently, my high school band took a trip down to Florida, to perform at Disney World. I learned quite a lot on the bus ride down there as well as at Disney and Universals' parks and had a great time. There were several things that really stuck out to me though, which I felt had to be shared.

• Twilight actually has one good point: If writing that bad can be published, I must be a good writer.
• Taco Bell is offering new menu options for Lent, which don't include meat. So, Catholics can still enjoy their favorite meals with the comforting knowledge that they have been unaltered or changed in any way.
• KFC made a huge mistake concerning their restaurants in Kentucky. They could have saved space by just calling them "FC"
• Never ever ride a bus for 50 hours with hormonal teenagers who have been sleep deprived
• If your friend tries to convince you to ride a ride and only answers "You'll see" to any questions about it, agree to ride it. Then at the last moment, jump off the ride and ditch them. You could have better friends.
• I still haven't figured out why Disney sues people so much, they make enough money off of unusually high prices for usually mediocre food.
• If you're on a ride that is extremely terrifying, go ahead, scream your head off. Then, when the ride ends, moonwalk through the exit.
• You should always have sunscreen. But if you forget and get sunburned, you can always go to Universal's Islands of Adventure and pretend you are the newest supervillain, arch-nemesis to sunscreen-man.
• Floridans, like most other people, think of themselves as funny. Given the number of Wizard of Oz jokes made at my group's expense, they clearly aren't.
• Disney and Universal, despite their efforts to be completely different, are in fact exactly the same park.
• Epcot has lots of fun things to see and do. However, don't go during the annual golf tournament.

No Life Shout-out
At this point, I'd like to give a shout-out to someone I met at Disney World who also has no life. To Kevin, who I met in the Japan store at Epcot while reading a Pokedex, you sir, have no life. Congratulations!

No Life Challenge
For those of you heading to Disney World, perhaps over Spring Break, I challenge you to a game of I Spy. On the "it's a small world" ride, you can see an image that bears a very close resemblance to something from the Legend of Zelda games. Can you find it?